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Men, Light This Penis-Shaped Candle To Break All Sexual Curses
Hey, are you male and young? Do you find it difficult to get laid? Dude, some artful succubus probably cursed you! What? You're socked? Don't be: Seuxal "amarres" [hexes] are totally common nowadays. Thankfully "el chaman" Fausto sells these penis-shaped candles that can break those.
- By: Nacomprende
Meet Dania Suarez, One Of The Hookers Involved In The Secret Service Prostitution Scandal [Pictures]
Dania Suarez, a 24-year-old single mom, is one of the prostitutes who hooked up with the members of the Secret Service in Cartagena, Colombia during last week's Summit of the Americas.
- By: Nacomprende
Cartagena Mayor Thinks Secret Service Colombian Hooker Scandal Isn't Scandalous At All
"It doesn't bother people at all,' Mayor Campo Elias said Tuesday, echoing many of his constituents. 'First, because adults were involved and, second, because here, it's normal.'"
- By: Nacomprende
Female Semen Robbers Leave Male Hitchhikers Feeling Like Cheated Whores
¡Ave Maria Purisima! Hitch hiking men in the country of Zimbabwe are in fear of being raped by the local women.
- By: SoyTuMadre
A Gordo Y La Flaca Pornographic Parody Exists [Video]
Simply put, a Gordo y La Flaca porn parody is... a brilliant idea. Why didn't anybody think of this before? Though, thinking about it, it may be a little redundant since Univision flaunts half-naked women -- even on family-oriented shows like Sabado Gigante -- pretty much all day.
- By: Nacomprende
Dad Pays For 16-Year-Old Son's First Prostitute [Video]
It turns out that the old wives' tale of the dad who paid a prostitute to take his son's virginity -- you know, to make him into a REAL man -- isn't a wives' tale at all! At least in Nicaragua it's not.
- By: Nacomprende
Yo, Lovebirds, Having Sex In A Public Pool Is Gross [NSFW Video]
Details are pretty scarce, but seen here is a Colombian couple having sex in a public pool. Yeah, ¡Guacala! People -- especially kids -- piss in pools! Then again, there's two containers of booze right in front of them and, well, it ain't referred to as the devil's nectar for nothing. I bet these people's peehole was on fire that same night.
- By: Nacomprende
¡Indecentes!: Spanish Students Caught Having Sex On Campus [Video]
Two Spanish students of the Universiada Politecnica de Valencia were filmed follando on campus by other students and now the video has gone viral.
- By: Nacomprende
Mexicans & Portuguese Hornier Than Americans & Canadians, Says Study
Eli Lilly, the pharmaceutical company that makes the erectile dysfunction treatment Cialis, released a study last Monday which informed me of something I already knew: that certain Latinos -- Mexicans & Portuguese, specifically -- are hornier than Americans and Canadians.
- By: Nacomprende
Park Bans Camping Tents Because Of Numerous Indecent Exposure Complaints
You can no longer bring your camping tent to the Simon Bolivar park in Bogota, Colombia because too many sexual deviants have been busted having sex in them.
- By: Nacomprende
