Articles tagged "holidays"

How to ruin Christmas in less than two minutes: call your drunk father's bluff on whether he's really going to drag out a fully-set up and still-plugged in Christmas tree out to the front yard, watch him do so, then watch him set fire to it and hilariously cackle shit like "¡Que se lo lleve la verga todo!" (a vernacular "fuck it").

• By: Nacomprende

Tags: Christmas, Drunk, Drunk dad sets christmas tree on fire, Funny, Holidays, Video

Your Memorial Day party guide is here!

• Popular on: Nochelatina

Tags: Holidays, Memorial day, Party guide

The season is upon us to decorate with Christmas lights, ecology be damned!

• By: Cindy Casares

Tags: Christmas, Christmas lights, Christmas lights fail, Funny christmas lights, Holidays, Photos

Christina Aguilera took time to play with her son Max at Bones pumpkin patch in Beverly Hills, despite her separation from husband Jordan Bratman going public this week.

• By: Cindy Casares

Tags: Christina aguilera, Holidays, Jordan bratman, Max bratman, Separations

It's the Friday before the 4th of July at 5:00 PM ET. To the twelve of you losers who are still at work reading a blog, we're out of here.

• By: Cindy Casares

Tags: Fourth of july, Fourth of july schedule, Holiday posting schedule, Holidays

Contrary to popular belief , your Guanabee editors, did not hatch out of an egg. We have mothers. And you thought WE were odd.

• By: Cindy Casares

Tags: Cindy casares, Fidel martinez, Guanabee editors, Holidays, Jack tomas, Mother's day

Sunday is Mother's Day and you might have a mother, like we do, who considers Red Lobster to be the fancy restaurant in town. You also might be from a town where Red Lobster is the fancy restaurant in town. If so, read on about how to survive.

• By: Cindy Casares

Tags: Food and drink, Holidays, Mother's day

President Obama honored Sonya Sotomayor during his Cinco De Mayo speech. You Puerto Ricans may as well get used to being saltwater Mexicans.

• By: Cindy Casares

Tags: Barack obama, Cinco de mayo, Holidays, Michelle obama

A list of your mother jokes in honor of Mother's Day, but definitely not honoring your mother.

• By: Cindy Casares

Tags: Holidays, Mother's day, Tu mama, Yo mama

If your non-Mexican friends kept wishing you a "Happy Cinco De Mayo" yesterday, send them this. It explains how they can keep on supporting your Latinness all year long.

• By: Cindy Casares

Tags: Cinco de mayo, Facebook, Holidays, Mexicans, Race relations