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Chuntarito Rollerblades Are... Brilliant.
This amateur chuntaro is blowing all of the hardcore chuntaros out of the water by introducing the pointy-patin. Why didn't anybody think of this before? It's a brilliant idea.
- By: Nacomprende
Shoving A Long, Pointy Chuntarito Boot Up America's Mainstream Ass [Pictures]
Congrats, pinches chuntaros. Your fad made it to Glee, one of America's most popular TV shows.
- By: Nacomprende
Chuntarito Craze Reaches Florida. Is NYC Next? (I Hope So!)
Although I'm a chuntarito fanatic, can you believe I've never seen a live specimen? Shameful, I know. But that's about to change. I'm getting reports that hardcore chuntaros have now reached Floria and that's not too far from NYC. You know what would really make me happy? Not that I need anymore evidence that we're slowly taking over the country, but if I see a chuntaro on top of the Empire State Building I'll know our appropriation of America will be complete.
- By: Nacomprende
2 Live Crew's Luther Campbell Running For Mayor Of Miami
Luther "Luke" Campbell, who once was banned from the radio in Florida for his raunchy 2 Live Crew Lyrics, says he wants to be mayor of Miami. His platform: a stripper tax.
- By: Cindy Casares
Florida Kicks Off Strawberry Festival
The Florida Strawberry Festival begins its 11 day celebration.
- By: Oh Hells Nah
This Week In End Times: 49 States Covered In Snow, Australia Washed Off Map
Last week animals were dropping from the sky. This week it's snow and floods. And more animals turning up dead in your end times weekly round-up.
- By: Cindy Casares
Nobody Worry: Kirk Cameron Says It's Not End Times
Eighties teen heartthrob and born-again Christian Kirk Cameron was interviewed by Anderson Cooper yesterday about whether or not the sudden death of millions of wild animals all over the world is a sign the world is ending. He was in a movie about the end times, you see, so he should know.
- By: Cindy Casares
100 Tons Of Dead Fish Wash Up In Brazil
One hundred tons of dead fish have inexplicably washed ashore in the state of Paraná.
- By: Cindy Casares
Hispanic Televangelists To Protest Ricky Martin Univision Special
The ministers of a Hispanic televangelical network in South Florida plan to protest outside a Miami Univision station for an Aqui y Ahora interview with Ricky Martin that aired last month during which the singer talked openly about being gay.
- By: Cindy Casares
Florida Prof Says She Was Fired Over Textbook Stereotypes
Dr. Nancy Rudner Lugo says her contract with Central Florida University was not renewed because she refused to use a textbook that paints Hispanics as fatty-fatty boozeheads.
- By: Cindy Casares
