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Frank Cairo, TV Anchor, Nonchalantly Steals Neighbor's Lawn Furniture [Video]
Frank told police he made "half a million dollars" and the only reason why he looted Roberto's home was because he figured it had been "abandoned."
- By: Nacomprende
Pills Made From Human Flesh Seized In South Korea
WTF is it with people wanting to eat other people these days?! First the Brazilian human empanada-making sect, and now these pills apparently made out of human babies are now making the rounds in Asia.
- By: Nacomprende
What Would Latino Jesus Do If He Was Sent Home From Work? He'd Rob A Bank.
What Would Latino Jesus Do If He Was Sent Home From Work? He would rob a bank — but very politely.
- By: Nacomprende
Brazilian Sect Sold Empanadas Made Of Human Flesh To Their Neighbors [Video]
51-year-old Jorge Beltrao Negromonte Da Silveira, his wife Isabel Cristina Oliveira Da Silva, and his 25-year-old mistress Bruna Cristina Oliveira Da Silva, murdered three women on behalf of "the voice," an entity that asked them to do away with "evil women."
- By: Nacomprende
Brazilian Sect Made Empanadas Out Of Human Flesh
The accused, a man and two women, were arrested Wednesday in Garanhuns, 234 kilometers (145 miles) from Recife, the state capital, and said they belonged to a sect that received orders from a "voice." The suspects confessed to the homicides, cannibalism and grisly rituals during police interrogations.
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Macho Camacho Was Arrested, Charged With Child Abuse
My favorite second-favorite Playgirl model Hector "Macho" Camacho (sorry, studly Jaime Moreno will always be my #1) has been arrested and charged with child abuse.
- By: Nacomprende
Hot Brazilian Blondes Are Kidnapping Other Hot Brazilian Blondes [Crime]
Sao Paulo's police chief Joaquin Dias Alves has identified these six women as supposed members of a blonde-on-blonde kidnapping gang.
- By: Nacomprende
Today On "When Cockfights Go Wrong": Man Fatally Stabs Brother Over $12 Bet
A Colombian man fatally stabbed his older brother after losing a $12 bet to him during a cockfight. The perpetrator, barely 22-years-old, had been sipping on the devil's nectar when he committed the most senseless crime anybody anywhere has ever committed.
- By: Nacomprende
Captured: Serial Decapitator And Supposed Leader Of Crimal Gang "Mano Con Ojos"
Yeah. Never trust a crazy-looking MOFO with frosted hair.
- By: Nacomprende
Butt-Slasher Evades American Authorities, Is Now Roaming Peru
Johnny David Guillen Pimentel, AKA "el cortanalgas" [butt-slasher], evaded American law and is back in his native Peru.
- By: Nacomprende
