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Smuggled Burrito Provokes Prison Lockdown [Video]

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Yesterday prisoners of the Valencia County Detention Center assumed they were being placed on lockedown because some cholo was busted with a prison-made shank stuck inside his anal crevice -- and not because a corrupt guard had smuggled in a tasty burrito.

By: Nacomprende

Tags: Burrito, Burrito provokes lockdown, Food, Funny, Jail

Man Gets Involved In Police Shootout Because Of Burrito Price Hike

A man in San Antonio, Texas was involved in a police shootout because b*tch-ass Taco Bell hiked up the price of their delicious Beefy Crunch Burrito for like, no reason!