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... that's it. Sorry, kids, my headline is not the setup for a hilarious joke; I was merely summarizing that which passes for entertainment over at El Gordo y La Flaca. Don't get me wrong: Having a little person dressed as Casper Smart and a J-Lo lookalike in your hot tub is probably lots of fun, but watching a half-naked married man, Gordo, ogle Jessica Burciaga while Flaca is left out in the cold -- and forced to act cordial about it --, is fucked up. And since their show never features any naked men, Univision is no equal opportunity sexual objectifier (<- not a real word, but you know what I mean). 

Mmmkay, enough of my bitching. The point of this El Gordo y La Flaca segment, according to themselves, is to highlight Jessica's J-Lo-like likeness. Does she actually look like la Jenni? Well, Jessica is brown -- like, literally -- and a woman, so... maybe? Sorta? I don't fucking know. I'm typing this under the sun and I can barely see past the dust on the screen. You take a look:  

What do you think?

  • LOL
  • CHISPAS
  • AY DIOS MIO
  • QUE CUTE
  • NERDO
  • NACO
  • CURSI
  • QUE COOL
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