Luis Miguel's Suggestive Pelvic Trusts Will Make You Feel Voluntarily Violated

Luis Miguel, there is so much about you I don't understand. I know superstars like yourself tend to be somewhat eccentric, but why did you ever hook up with Stephanie Salas? She the dorkiest of the Pasquel/Pinal descendants! Now you have to deal with your ugly daughter whose mug is being shunned by the likes ¡HOLA! And how come you keep warming up Daisy Fuentes' taco but never actually take a bite? She's hot, dude, ¡embarazala! Although... you did knock up Aracely Arambula, a woman with great boobs, but then la mandaste a la chingada for some Argentinean hooker.

You just so crazaaaiii, Luismi! 

But you know what? Who am I to pass judgement on you? Here's the one thing I DO understand about you, Sol de Mexico: your sexiness. And right now said sexiness is being perfectly accentuated by this awesome GIF:

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