Taco Bell Already Mass-Produced 85 Million Dorito Shells For The Tacorito
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Remember this Taco Bell Dorito shell taco I wrote about last year? Back then, it was being tested only in a few select markets. Now Taco Bell has in its possession 85 million shells and the world-wide tacorito (yes, I made up the name) debut is just around the corner:
"That's enough for every single person in Germany to receive one. And then another four million left over. So shut up and eat your tacos, which are so Locos that they require a specially-designed holster to prevent Doritos dust from getting on your skin and overwhelming your entire central nervous system."
There's not exact release date, but Taco Bell isn't about to serve stale Dorito shells, ya' know? I'm sure you'll be able to purchase these in less than a month.
Source: Gizmodo
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Seriously? Last year we learned that Taco Bell was testing out new Doritos flavored taco shells but only in Ohio. Well, adventurous eaters on a budget, now you will be able to sink your teeth into the flavored crunch because the shell is going national. Of course this is budget friendly and payday loans will not be needed. Moreover, according to reports coming directly from inside the Taco Bell headquarters, the Doritos Locos Taco will be available nationwide on March 8th. :) This is definitely a great news to all taco lovers!
ReplyThe presentation is pretty good, but I kind of like DonperAmerica's better. This one is a bit violent, you know? I can't be expected to keep my mouth shut if they want me to eat their tacos.
ReplyYes, but that's probably because when starting a frozen yogurt business, the rules are different. We're talking about a dish that is hot versus one that chills your gustatory papillary. The slogans can't be the same.
ReplyFor me, a good taco must absolutely contain Italian cheeses, as well. Although they are a nasty nation, their cheeses are good, surprisingly. The country is beautiful, as well. If they were more civilized, it would be the perfect place to live in.
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