Axe Ad Puts Strippers Inside Men's Bathroom To Prove You Don't Want A Girlfriend [Video]

A new Axe body spray ad in Argentina has our peoples up in arms because it makes the point -- or tries to make the point -- that having a girlfriend and being in a relationship sucks. Axe does this by installing a pseudo stripper club inside the men's restroom of a fancy restaurant where many couples can be seen having dinner dates. The ad cuts the men going to the bathroom and having a blast with the many viejas en calzones while the women are left behind staring at their dinner plates.  

Makes sense, right? Formal dinner date = a boring time with your girlfriend while unexpected strippers in the bathroom = party time!

Here's a transcript:

Last September 24th it was Boyfriend's Day.

What does Axe have to say to boyfriends?

Hey, dude. There's nothing to celebrate.

We know you want to be with all of them, except with the one you're with.

That's why we set up some secret installation in the men's room,

And gave them 5 minutes of singledom.

Welcome to the Axe Strip Toilette.

This is just a way of reminding guys that they are "castrating themselves" [Ed. note: Down here when you say a guy is "castrated," it means he only does what his girlfriend/wife says.]

...limiting the power of the Axe effect to just one girl."

Girl: What took you so long?
Guy: The restroom was a mess.
Girl: Oh, sorry to hear that.

Source: Gawker