YMS: Use This Ointment To Relieve Your "Cara De Pendejo"

The pitch went something like this:

"Are you constantly making caras de pendejo or pendeja? Do you find strangers often gawk at you with repulsion? Are you easily picked out from a large crowd because of your horrid facial expressions? NOT ANY MORE! Try our new cara de pendejo ointment and blend back into society overnight!"

Source: Hazme El Chingado Favor