We've Penetrated You All The Way, America: Intocable Performs At Dallas Cowboys Halftime Show

During last night's halftime show thousands of Washington Redskins and Dallas Cowboys fans were forced to enjoy brown people music -- specifically, norteño band Intocable. This means Latinos have penetrated America's most holy of cultural orifices: football.

How did this happen? It's Hispanic heritage month! That means these same football fans were also treated to folkloric mariachis, their dancing, and some other colorful minority craziness we can't make out. Watch the video above.