Gael Garcia Bernal's Ponytail Is 100% Flaccid Juice Not From Concentrate

When Gael Garcia Bernal woke up this morning the first thing he said to himself was "I need a new look. Let's see... what can I pull off... I know! How about something like 'digital porn editor going out to get something out of his car'? That. Is. PERFECT. I mean, I'm already sporting a ponytail and this PUMA zip-up so all I have to do is walk around with a set of car keys in-hand and... that's it! OK, I'm going for it. Hey, Dooooloreeees!!! I want tamales for dinner. I'll see ya later, take care of the kids, adios!"