Sarah Palin's Evil Plan To Get Rid Of Levi Johnston Once And For All

Sarah Palin has been masterminding the whole Levi Johnston-Bristol Palin drama that's been unfolding in the press of late in an evil bid to secure herself a spot in office for 2012. That's the word from this week's Enquirer.

"Sarah hatched a plan to discredit him," a secret source told the magazine. According to the source, Palin encouraged her daughter Bristol to spend more time with Levi for the good of their son. When Levi began to have feelings for Bristol again, she put the pressure on for him to publicly apologize for his words against her in the media last year. That way, people would think she was a viable candidate, see? Har-har.

What Palin didn't count on, says the source, is that Bristol and Levi would get engaged in Us Magazine. Fortunately for her, the kids broke up on their own after Levi allegedly told Bristol he may have impregnated ex-girlfriend Lanesia Garcia. This part flies in the face of Lanesia's own account that she "hasn't hung out with Levi since 8th or 9th grade."

Then, of course, Levi went on a date to the Teen Choice Awards with that slag Britanni Senser, sealing his break up with Brisotl forever. This week.

And Sarah Palin got what she wanted. Now we'd endorse her for Supreme Court Justice of the United States. Shah.

Source: Enquirer, Print Edition, August 23, 2010.