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Necessary, Must Have Thanksgiving Day Essentials
25 Nov 2009 | 15:21
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Thanksgiving is tomorrow and we are psyched. It's been our favorite holiday since we were born. On Thanksgiving. Tomorrow is THE day to kick back with your family, eat a shit ton of food and engage in awkward conversations as you all get drunk and/or fall asleep. Also, football. Let's check a few things that every successful Thanksgiving celebration should have. Besides football.
Turkey
Obvs.
Wild Turkey
Obvs. Except this one gets you drunk.
Green Bean Casserole
We didn't learn about this one til we started having Thanksgiving with white people.
Jalapeno Cornbread Pudding
Looks gross as fuck, but tastes good as balls. You can make it yourself.
Mexican Mashed Potatoes
Throw some chiles up in that, just like Abuela used to.
Pumpkin Pie Crepas
You know you want some of them sweetcakes. Make you some.
Your hot ass mom making dinner.
[Editor's Note: Not our actual mom.]
Obvs.
Wild Turkey
Obvs. Except this one gets you drunk.
Green Bean Casserole
We didn't learn about this one til we started having Thanksgiving with white people.
Jalapeno Cornbread Pudding
Looks gross as fuck, but tastes good as balls. You can make it yourself.
Mexican Mashed Potatoes
Throw some chiles up in that, just like Abuela used to.
Pumpkin Pie Crepas
You know you want some of them sweetcakes. Make you some.
Your hot ass mom making dinner.
[Editor's Note: Not our actual mom.]
What do you think?
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- CHISPAS
- AY DIOS MIO
- QUE CUTE
- NERDO
- NACO
- CURSI
- QUE COOL
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hahaha the only essential we have in common is the turkey. for being a Mexican family, we have all the white people food. well except that greenbean casserole. that shit is nasty. and of course tequila and a shit load of beer.. oh and some wine for the sophisticated fresas in the fam.
Replywhat about pie!?! MUST HAVE!
ReplyWellllllllll...that's what the crepas are for.
Replygurrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, i know you just didn't talk chet about that green bean casserole!!! ;) that is always a must have. nomnomnom. "and some wine for the sophisticated fresas in the fam." HAHAHA! and yeah, the better poop organic strawberries too. ;)
ReplyNo thanks. I'll stick to turkey, mash and rice....
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